Sunday, November 1, 2009

To all rubik's Cube player


I saw it on the new paper Some one wrote this. I came up with a theory.The hypothesis is this: the faster boyfriend sloves the Rubik's Cube, the lousier a boyfriend he will be.Oh yes , God is fair. When he bestows His creation with high IQ he would spare the EQ for someone else. He beats me in sudoku big time ,traps me in checkers and chess and he always explain to me many things that I don't know. He's qualified for mensa .He is fluent in more than a few languages. He can juggle eight balls He comes out with original one-liners in every convesation.He can balance himself on a unicycle.And... I love you is goldedbecause you know he doesn't say it to many girls because he generally thinks girls are annoying. Great.But most things come with a but .He is incapable of doing other simple things~~ like sensing that you're angry at him, not at the weather.And if he miraculously does,he's at a loss because, gee,mathsis so much easier to understand than girls. My friend and I were chatting and it was almost funny how similar both of our bf are and how frustrated they made us. They admit that they are clueless about girls and so we must tell if anything is wrong. No,crossing your arms and pouting your lips would not do the trick .If you want the message to be send across clearly,you must pronounce these words slowly and clearly"I am Angry at you ". Also , it is necessary to explain why because chances are , he doesn't know . And it better be a Plausiv\ble reason (in his eyes) or he'll ask in return , "you're angry at me just because _________?'' Ugh.How can they not know if they should ask any question at all, the question should only be ''How can I make it better?''*Smacks forehead* And no .I am not being a difficult girlfriend.*defensive* Okay, the problem with me is I dont,t get angry . I justcease to care .But the problem now is, Iam angry but I also want to care.Or doI? Gee.I'm so confused Maybe I got angry one time too many.I dont I want ever feel this way again.It's So helpless and unproductive. Oh .I brought a Rubik cube at the flea market , just in case Who says you can't test whether a boy is prefect for a boyfriend?

Sunday, September 27, 2009

Today dam back luck T.T

mornig follow parents go eat after eat when going back t car i fall down hand and leg injures after tht go cousin house put medicine later on pants break wtf!!! go grabd mother house knock the table haiz why today so bad luck!!!! T.T

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

happy bday sis

HAPPY BIRTHDAY Sis











from your litter brother

Monday, August 31, 2009

MErdeka

MEDERKA!!!!!!!!! MERDEKA Every one!!!!

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

april fool proposal

Hey, U Know

Which is the best day

to propose to a girl…?

1st of April!

U Know Why??

If she accepts, you’re lucky,

otherwise simply exclaim,

“April Fool”

:-D

smiling april fool with cell phone

U are a…

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Hilarious

r u smiling now?

*YOU ARE REALLY A BITCH*

snap source: INMAGINE


When u feel sad,

to cheer up

just go to the mirror and say,

“damn I am really so cute”.

U will overcome your sadness.

But don’t make this a habit.

Coz liars go to hell.

april fool laughing_chimp

So Sweet is ur SMILE???

so Sweet is ur STYLE???

so Sweet is ur VOICE???

so Sweet is ur EYE?????

see …….how Sweetly I LIE.

!@!@!@!@!~~April Fools Day~~@!@!@!@!


sleeping baby hungry

In the morning I do not eat

because I think of you,

At noon I do not eat

because I think of you,

In the evening I do not eat

because I think of you,

At night I do not SLEEP

because I am Hungry

Text Messaging In Bed

As time passes by

we miss our beloved ones.

We don’t have time to meet.

Slowly we stop talking over phone.

Busy with work, we stop messaging.

Someday in the bed, we can’t sleep

and simply forward a msg.

That single message makes the other frnd

feel great that YOU still

remember them…

So stay in touch..

Dunno they miss U

How Much!

Reverse dynamics:

when a man becomes rich he becomes naughty

When a man becomes rich

he becomes naughty

n when a woman

becomes naughty….

she becomes rich.

when a woman becomes naughty she becomes rich

showing where to jump from

If ever in your life

u r very sad

n feel that

u have lost everything,

i will come,

hold ur hand,

take u 4 a walk

on a bridge and

show u where

to jump from.

If u hide,

i’ll seek 4 u.

If u r lost,

i’ll search 4 u.

If u’ll leave,

i’ll wait 4 u.

If days take u away 4m me,

i’ll fight 4 u.

But, if u stop

sending msgs,

i will kill you.

snap source: INMAGINE

snap source: INMAGINE

Dad to son: when I beat you

how do you control your anger?

Son: I start cleaning toilet.

Dad: how does that satisfy you?

Son: I clean it with your tooth brush
snap source:http://allowmeto.com/

snap source:http://allowmeto.com/

Last nite

i cudnt sleep.

i wantd u

warm against my skin.

i wantd u on me.

i wantd 2 feel u

all over my body..

but i cudnt find u!

Where did i put

my PYJAMAS?

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

crying_baby

Years ago

i came into this world

naked & screaming

My goodness!

now things have change..

when im naked

somebody else does the screaming.

naked_man_people_screaming



A Moral Story…


boy_girl_in_car

A Moral Story

My girlfriend called me

saying she was alone at home.

I went there & found her sister

alone in the house.

She was unbelievably sexy

than my GirlFriend.

She whispered in my ear,

“I have feelings for you, make love to me just once”

I turned around & walked to the front door towards my car.

Amazingly I found my GirlFriend standing there

& she hugged me & said,

“U have won my trust.”

Moral:

Its always better to keep

the CoNDoMS in the car & not in the wallet!!





naughty santa claus with girl in lap

A small kid

wrote to Santa Clause,

“send me a brother”.

santa wrote back,

“send me ur mother”




promoted for not doing anything

People who do lots of work

make lots of mistakes,

People who do less work

make less mistakes,

People who do no work

make no mistakes,

People who make no mistakes

get promoted

April Fool’s Ice Cream!


I want to suck you… lick you…

wanna move my tongue all over you…

wanna feel you in my mouth…yep,

tat’s how u…

eat an ice cream.

snap source:outdoors.webshots.com


!@!@!@!@!~~April Fools Day~~@!@!@!@!

three girlfriends

Maths teacher: If you have

12 chocolates

and you give

5 to meena,

3 to teena and

4 to nina

then what will you get?

Student: 3 new girlfriends.

:-D

Friday, August 14, 2009